139: Iron Maidens

The Mortified Podcast

Mortified Media and Radiotopia

Personal Journals, Society & Culture

4.6 • 2.3K Ratings

🗓️ 8 July 2018

⏱️ 28 minutes

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Metallica or Madonna? For teenage headbangers everywhere it’s simply no contest. Mortified turns it up to 11 as we pay tribute to girls who grew up Metalhead. The Mortified Podcast is a proud member of Radiotopia from PRX. Listen to all episodeshere. Support for this episode comes from Quip and Nutrafol.

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0:00.0	Radio Tapio.
0:04.0	From PRX.
0:10.0	Dear Diary.
0:11.0	6th grade. February 14th.
0:13.0	1991.
0:14.0	I am really depressed.
0:15.0	How could she break up with me?
0:17.0	Mom, you can't read this.
0:24.0	Dear Diary, me and Jen have come up with a plan.
0:27.0	Since John Bon Jovi has tortured us with making us love him all these years,
0:32.0	we decided it's payback time.
0:36.0	Here's how it goes.
0:38.0	There is something about a guy with a head full of hair and a loud guitar
0:42.0	that gives girls like Erica crazy ideas.
0:46.0	When both of us are famous and beautiful,
0:48.0	we invite John, Axel, and Brett Michaels into our apartment.
0:54.0	They are more than willing to come.
1:00.0	We tie up John.
1:02.0	We put him in a cage.
1:08.0	But he's not mad. He kind of likes it.
1:15.0	We do everything you can imagine with Axel and Brett.
1:18.0	Me mostly with Axel and Jen mostly with Brett.
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