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This is the mess that we're going to kick this show off with.

Oh, fuck.

What are you fucking weirdos got over there?

I see just joint assistant for Matt and J.T.

I've, oh my God.

Did you get resumes or something?

Oh, fucking lot.

I saw the emails come in, but I didn't really look through them yet.

Oh, God.

Thank God my printer ran out of fucking paper. I'm saving that for when we're recording. Are we recording? Have we started the show? We're starting the show right now. We're starting. Like when? Like right now. Good morning. Good morning. Good morning. You guys don't make any. There's no countdown.

We don't have a producer.

Like this is fucking bake ass bullshit. We've never done a countdown. You guys look like newscasters right now. Do we? I mean, I hate these big headphones. We got to get rid of those, number one. Number two, I did find out last night we can order different because

this just, this just has rubber sides and you just plank it in right here. So I'm ordering

five more backdrops for us that we can switch out. Yeah. I also think we should take the rally car

video game that you have over here in the corner and put it behind us. So if we get boring at any point, people can just watch someone playing. There's no movement. Do you see how awkward this thing is? Jared, will you order me in my gun bunny pose and my little tiny shorts on one of those and I'll pay you for it?

Yeah, you can tell Dave to because Dave ordered this one for me. So let's just- Talk to Dave. Let's just cut out the middleman here, tell Dave to order the light up. Yeah, Dave reordered. Okay, okay, I'll tell them. All right, so this is what we're kicking this off with. This is- What's this? This is all your asshole resumes that you sent to Matt Hoffman.

And you guys are sharing an assistant?

I've gone. Well, yeah, it's everyone's assistant.

Well, we didn't even talk about this.

Jared just said this on the show and was like, we're going to get a mutual assistant. This is a failure on your part, whoever this was.

You sent a blank page, so fuck it.

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