138: The T.R.U.T.H. About Dinosaurs

God Awful Movies

Puzzle in a Thunderstorm, LLC

Leisure, Tv & Film, Comedy

4.8 • 2.8K Ratings

🗓️ 10 April 2018

⏱️ 75 minutes

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Summary

This week, Eli, Heath, and Noah team up for an atheist review of "The T.R.U.T.H. About Dinosaurs", an effort at a kid's video that teaches us that the earth is six thousand years old, dinosaurs and man co-existed, and if you don't believe that, you're going to hell.

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0:00.0	The all new Honda HLV Hybrid is a very good looking car.
0:04.6	So here we are on the radio where it's clean lines can't distract from its other qualities
0:10.4	like its spacious interior, advanced safety features are standard, connectivity or hang
0:15.9	on.
0:16.9	Are some of you searching online for a picture of it?
0:19.3	Okay it's gorgeous but you know what?
0:21.8	Go to a showroom, see it in person, maybe even test drive it.
0:26.0	It's not all about looks.
0:28.0	Honda, the power of dreams.
0:34.9	And also the T-Rex brain fossil?
0:37.4	Yeah, they think that was a brain bone.
0:40.2	Did they obviously think they had a brain bone?
0:42.6	They definitely had a brain bone.
0:44.6	They hold up the size of the teeth and then they hold up this fucking fossil and look
0:49.2	at the size of its brain.
0:50.2	I'm like no, wait a minute.
0:52.2	That's a rock.
0:53.2	You have a rock.
0:54.2	It starts counting the dimples on the rock.
0:57.2	T-Rex is stupid.
0:59.2	Only use 10% of its tiny little brain.
1:04.2	Not awful.
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