#138 - The Isolation Tapes: Perilous Pickles

Elis James and John Robins

BBC

Comedy

4.8 • 6K Ratings

🗓️ 3 March 2021

⏱️ 45 minutes

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Summary

Hypothetically, if you were dared to eat a deathly chilli pickle would you continue to eat the whole jar at your own behest? No? Well John did, and the words 'reaping' and 'sowing' now spring to mind.

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0:00.0	BBC Sounds Music Radio Podcasts.
0:04.7	BBC Five Live.
0:07.0	L.S. and John's Isolation Tapes on BBC Radio Five Live.
0:17.0	Hello everyone and welcome to the Isolation Tapes.
0:21.0	It's Dave and John paying attention and L.S. checking his phone here.
0:27.0	That's the kind of vibe we have.
0:31.0	No we've just the two of us.
0:33.0	I've just had to take selfies for something.
0:36.0	And John spent, well not ages, but suddenly he gave a lot of care and attention to changing his appearance with a filter.
0:44.0	Which I've never done, I've never used a filter in my life.
0:47.0	L.S. keeps going on about how his poor sling skin can't be improved by technology.
0:52.0	Yeah, L.S. keeps saying when I sort of try and talk him through iPhone filters,
0:58.0	he keeps saying you cannot improve on the Mona Lisa.
1:01.0	No.
1:03.0	It's just I've got the skin of a thousand year old lovely china doll that would go from an absolute fortune on the antique's rule show.
1:11.0	He keeps saying you can't design these jeans in a Californian camera lab.
1:18.0	Keep saying it.
1:20.0	Yeah, you can't improve on perfect genetics.
1:23.0	It's not my fault.
1:25.0	But I've never used a filter because to be honest John, not vain enough.
1:29.0	But John, he's what wonders on his.
1:32.0	He has.
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