138: Robert Kelly Sits On The Kill Me Now Couch! Part 1

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Judy Gold

Comedy

4.6 • 1.1K Ratings

🗓️ 6 February 2018

⏱️ 57 minutes

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You think you had a tough upbringing? Try living in a 3 bedroom house with 13 people and one bathroom! Robert Kelly got through a very tough childhood to become a successful comedian and actor. There are a lot of laughs and Robert busts Judy's chops and it is hilarious! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:18.0	Geographic restrictions and Ties and Ties and Sies apply 18 plus. Well, I don't see the point in waiting longer, so let's bring her out.
0:29.0	The star attraction, the one you came to see.
0:33.5	Ladies and gentlemen, the one, the only, Ms.
0:37.5	Judy Gold.
0:39.3	Ladies and gentlemen, to kill me now I don't know who could we could say
0:47.8	unfortunately or fortunately Hennessy is not feeling well some of you would say fortunately Hennessy is not feeling well. Some of you would say, fortunately,
0:53.8	Tennessee is not feeling well.
0:55.4	And texted me this morning that he has swollen glands.
1:00.2	Who doesn't have swollen glands?
1:04.0	What was that? I don't know what that was.
1:06.0	That was your stomach.
1:07.0	If you don't recognize that voice, then you're an asshole.
1:10.0	How does your stomach?
1:12.0	I don't know. You shouldn't be talking about stomachs.
1:15.7	Oh that is first of all that is that is fat shaming. Second of all I have a stomach.
1:21.7	You shouldn't hear your stomach it's not my stomach it was in
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