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No Such Thing As A Fish

138: No Such Thing As Fluff Island

No Such Thing As A Fish

No Such Thing As A Fish

Arts, Nature, History, Science, Improv, Comedy

4.817.9K Ratings

🗓️ 4 November 2016

⏱️ 37 minutes

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Summary

Andy, Anna, Alex and special guest Ed Brooke-Hitching discuss left-handed snails, non-existent islands and the White House press-pit-swimming-pool.

Transcript

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0:00.0

Hello and welcome back to another episode of No Such Thing as a Fish, a weekly podcast

0:18.8

coming to you from the QI offices in Covent Garden.

0:21.5

My name is Andrew Hunter Murray and I'm sitting here with Anna Tijinsky, Alex Bell and

0:25.1

special guest Ed Brooke Hitching.

0:27.6

Once again we have gathered around the microphones with our four favourite facts from the last

0:31.1

seven days and in no particular order here we go starting with you, Ed.

0:37.2

In 1875 the British Navy erased 123 islands from their charts because they didn't exist.

0:44.0

The British Navy didn't exist or the islands?

0:46.6

Yeah, you were going to do that.

0:49.2

No, it's, it's phantom islands were a huge problem when we were sorting out our charts.

0:54.9

They were just, the maps were just cluttered with these things and mainly caused by human

1:00.0

error, especially in a time before we could measure longitude you would estimate your position

1:05.4

with dead reckoning and because of that you had huge amounts of wildly inaccurate coordinates

1:11.9

that would be fed back to cartographers painted on maps and presented as fact.

1:17.1

So to be fair to them they were often real islands, they just weren't anywhere near the

1:21.0

places where they were told that they were.

1:23.3

To what extent is an island in a different place before it becomes a different island?

1:28.5

I'll give them a hundred miles leeway in any direction.

1:31.3

Yeah, it's unbelievably good.

1:32.3

They're doing a job half right as well.

1:34.2

You're giving them too much.

1:35.2

You've got to be loose with these poor chaps, they didn't have longitude.

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