138: Chris Porter - Brain Dew

The HoneyDew with Ryan Sickler

Ryan Sickler

Stand-up, Comedy Interviews, Comedy

4.9 • 9.9K Ratings

🗓️ 16 August 2021

⏱️ 75 minutes

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0:00.0	Hey guys, just want to let you know all merch is restocked.
0:04.8	We've got the nightpants.
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0:13.6	Head over to the Honeydew merch store and get your Honeydew gear today.
0:32.5	Hey guys. Just want to tell you the Nightpants Nation tour kicks off next month.
0:36.5	I can't tell you how excited I am to get out there.
0:39.1	This is more gratitude tour than anything, honestly. I've sat here for the last year and a half in this room, and we built the fucking army, and I'm coming out to see y'all. I can't thank you enough for your support. So let's have some fun together. Here are the dates. September 16th through 18th. I'm in Phoenix, Arizona. September 30th to October 2nd,
0:58.8	Indianapolis, Indiana. October 23rd, Baltimore, Maryland. October 28th, Brea, California. November
1:05.6	12th through the 13th, Arlington, Virginia, December 9th through the 11th, Cleveland, Ohio, December 17th,
1:13.0	through the 20th, La Jolla, California, January 6th to the 8th, Austin, Texas, January 20th to
1:19.5	the 22nd, Kansas City, Missouri, February 17th to the 19th, we're in Vancouver, March 17th to the 19th, Edmonton.
1:29.5	All right.
1:29.9	And there are a bunch of dates I'm jumping out to do with Tom Seagore as well.
1:33.3	Go to Ryan Sickler.com.
1:34.8	Click on that Nightpants Nation tour info and get your tickets.
1:38.8	This episode of The Honeydew is brought to you by ExpressVPN Freshly and Sheath.
1:43.7	More on that later.
1:44.8	Let's get into the dude.
1:46.2	The Honeydew with Ryan Sickler.
1:58.5	Welcome back to the honeydew, y'all.
2:01.1	We're over here doing it in the NightPants Studios.
2:03.9	I'm Ryan Sickler, Ryan Sickler.com.
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