#138: Black Friday (@JCAlvarado1, @MatEdgar)

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🗓️ 28 October 2013

⏱️ 171 minutes

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Summary

Juan Carlos Alvarado met me at a secluded beach in Los Cabos, Mexico and we did a podcast about poker. We talked some about how he became a professional poker player, how he deals with losing streaks, and what his family thought of it all. And then we went into Black Friday and the end of the golden age of online poker. Mat Edgar helps me with the intro and outro, too.

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0:00.0	All hell broke loose and everyone that played high stakes was like, that's why I've been losing like $500,000.
0:07.0	Right, so it's not just like, oh fuck the dealer, it's an unlucky dealer, like, wait a minute, this is realistically set up against me.
0:13.0	No, it wasn't set up. It was there's certain people, certain accounts that can see your whole cards.
0:19.0	Why?
0:20.0	There was just a thing in the software.
0:23.0	A glitch?
0:24.0	I don't think it was a glitch, I think it was set up that way.
0:27.0	I'll limit the straddles and we shuffle and deal.
0:31.0	When will the dealer reveal how he feels?
0:34.0	The lucky beginner, just a five card stun.
0:38.0	Is this winning streak going to be near the level?
0:41.0	I'll see you, I'll call you.
0:44.0	I'll raise you, but it's no cheap thrill in a costume.
0:50.0	A costume, a costume, when you're playing you will have to play.
1:00.0	Did I watch?
1:01.0	Did you go on a safari?
1:03.0	No, but, um, how do you turn that off?
1:08.0	Well, I'm not sure, I don't know what you did.
1:11.0	There you go.
1:12.0	I don't even know what you just did.
1:14.0	I just hit off, I hit an off button.
1:16.0	I don't think that's even the off button, I think you...
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