#137 WAS JESUS CHRIST A SHORT KING?!
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🗓️ 19 June 2025
⏱️ 55 minutes
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Was Jesus Christ taller or shorter than famous celebrities, debating which celebrity has the best dating history, Donald Trump's new cell phone service made for Americans, Nintendo Switch 2 reveals a major enhancement, and more!
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| 0:00.0 | There once was a woman who lived in a shoe. A size too snug, but what could she do? But that's not where her story ends. Thanks to a little help from her Experian friends, she got her score into much better shape and relocated to a box fresh new place, with room to grow and a mortgage to suit. Now, she lives in a spacious four-bedroom cowboy boots. Better your Experian credit score to help get mortgage ready. Experian. Better your score. Better your story. Who is taller? Jesus Christ are these celebrities? Let's hear it. Okay. Jesus Christ or Shaquille O'Neal. Is Jesus really that tall? Brian, I don't know. |
| 0:37.7 | You tell me. |
| 0:38.3 | I'm going to say Jesus. |
| 0:40.1 | No, it's Shaquille O'Neal. |
| 0:41.5 | Shack's seven feet tall. |
| 0:42.9 | You never know, Zach. |
| 0:44.0 | You never know? |
| 0:44.8 | The man walked on water. |
| 0:46.9 | Jesus Christ or LeBron James? |
| 0:48.8 | I think LeBron is taller. |
| 0:50.4 | Yeah, LeBron was taller. |
| 0:51.7 | Six foot eight. How tall is Jesus? I'm going to say he's six foot. Okay. Jesus Christ or the rock? I think the rock is six four, so Jesus was shorter. That's a good, good pull by you. Thank you, Zach. The rock is six foot four. Jesus is shorter. Okay. Jesus Christ or Barack Obama? I think Barack is probably six one. Oh, that's pretty good. |
| 1:10.9 | I know. |
| 1:11.4 | I'm going to say Jesus was shorter. How do you know the heights of all these celebrities? Because I'm a G. Okay, Jesus Christ was shorter. Jesus Christ or Tom Cruise? Oh, so Jesus is short. Tom Cruise, how tall is it? 5-6, 5-7? 5-7. I'm going to say Jesus is, I guess he's shorter. Is he short? |
| 1:26.7 | How Jesus Christ underneath. |
| 1:28.4 | Is he really that short? |
| 1:29.1 | Is he really that short? |
| 1:29.7 | He is. |
| 1:30.3 | Apparently he is. |
| 1:31.4 | God. I'm going to say Jesus is, I guess he's shorter. Is he short? How Jesus Christ underneath |
| 1:28.4 | Is he really that short? He is. Apparently he is. Gosh. Jesus Christ or Kevin Hart? No way he's |
| 1:34.6 | shorter than Kevin Hart. How tall is Kevin Hart? How tall is Kevin Hart? Kevin Hart's five foot four. |
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