#137: Velvet Patella
Tell 'Em Steve Dave EP. 1-299
TESD 1-299
4.9 • 614 Ratings
🗓️ 19 February 2021
⏱️ 69 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Smodco Internet Radio broadcast the free funny, but you can broadcast your Smodco love with smirchandise. |
| 0:08.2 | Shirts, posters, comics, memorabilia, and more. |
| 0:11.8 | Jay and SilentBob.com is your hub for comic bookmen, Secret Stash, and Kevin Smith's cinematic catalog. |
| 0:19.8 | It's an online one-stop shop that fulfills your need, minus the weed. |
| 0:24.9 | J&SilentBob.com. |
| 0:27.7 | Bookmarket, Berber. |
| 0:30.2 | So, you're saying, |
| 0:31.7 | Yo, third dude, I just got paid, and I want to get laid. |
| 0:36.0 | Might your humble narrator suggest a live Smodco show? |
| 0:40.0 | C-Smod.com list all the upcoming performances with links to tickets. |
| 0:45.2 | As for getting laid, that's all on you, Amigo. |
| 0:48.4 | We just make you laugh till you shit your pants. |
| 0:50.9 | The Smothers of Talk could be coming to your town. |
| 0:53.9 | Go to seesmod.com and find out. |
| 1:25.6 | Welcome to come back, Bill. Good. Belvedo Petal. Yeah, I heard weird. |
| 1:26.5 | Yeah, I heard weird. Good. |
| 1:35.2 | Did you afraid to call me fat? |
| 1:38.2 | No, I mean, all I think is run a mile per hour and I'll be fine. |
| 1:38.8 | That's true. Tell him, Steve, Dave. |
| 1:48.6 | I have 40.7K followers. |
| 1:52.0 | Almost 41,000 followers. |
| 1:53.0 | A lot, man. |
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