I am traveling to outer space to find another race.

Like the race that like to listen to the screen rock podcast,

the podcast where we discuss the weirdest and worst content that's been rossing our screens

and indeed are mine.

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Plus, they get a rock bar live once a month. And they get priority access to all of our live tickets like the show. We're doing with Jason Kundee in June. Shout out to the Illuminati. Top tier, 50 people, more than that. They get a free hat on their head and access to group chats that I am in. Shout out to Eugene Run Twitter account. Say my God. Big wink, big kiss kiss to the ladies and gays you listen who I can confirm

having looked at all of you as you prepare for the summer in your skimpy

skimpy little clothes ladies and gays you are the most gorgeous ladies and gays in the

united kingdom and if i could grab all of you and get you by the hair and kiss you i would

and i'm here as always with Jake Farrell.

So the earliest use of patois of the podcast ever, first line. It's the prodigy though, isn't it? It's kind of all right. Right. I'm quoting a white who's doing. Yeah. See what I'm saying? Yeah. You're just reporting. You're just reporting. I didn't do it. I didn't go out of space.

Yeah, yeah.

I didn't go up there and do patois to the aliens.

You're not trying to find another race in our space, no. Welcome to the show. How we doing? Are we good? Yeah, I'm all right. Although I say that, I had like three cans of Chris Campo in my house last night on my own. Yeah. I felt like death this morning.

Really?

Oh my God, are you joking?

I felt like I was gone.

A dear palomine was lamenting this, the mid-30s three to four beer range of death.

Yeah.

I increasingly feel like myself, you know, I think you probably sent it to me originally.

You know that meme of like that little dog stood on its hind legs at a bar ordering a drink

where it's got like a kind of rotund upper body and two spindly little legs?

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