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Luke And Sassy Scott

137 - THE DENTIST IS WORSE THAN GIVING BIRTH 🦷

Luke And Sassy Scott

Luke and Sassy Scott

Comedy

5.0945 Ratings

🗓️ 3 March 2026

⏱️ 27 minutes

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Summary

DESCRIPTION:

  1. Weekend Recap
  2. Worse than giving birth
  3. Fame Name Game
  4. F’d Up Families: Helen


LINKS:

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CREDITS:

Hosts: Luke O'Halloran and Scott O'Halloran

Production: Earsay

Producer: Mike Liberale (Podcast Mike Media)

Manager & Sales: Mushroom Group

Transcript

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0:00.0

Luke and sassy.

0:04.5

Sassy.

0:05.5

Sassy.

0:06.5

Sassy.

0:07.5

Scott.

0:08.5

Finally, I get what I want.

0:10.8

Scott, you must be very happy about this.

0:13.2

No more introduction.

0:14.6

Meow, meow, can I pick my nose?

0:17.4

See, I really liked it, but I think we were not gaslit.

0:23.1

We were told by the previous network that that's what the show must have.

0:27.5

And that's what a show requires an opener.

0:30.6

But the opener was good.

0:32.1

Yeah, but you go to the analytics of the show and you look at the retention rate.

0:35.7

And it's like, no one watched it anyway or listened

0:38.5

you'd fast forward 40 seconds in 40% of the people that would listen to our podcast would drop off

0:46.2

and stop listening 20 seconds in after our opener so it was as if it was just annoying the shit out

0:52.1

of them it was annoying me I had to listen to it at the start of every recording.

1:10.0

You've never, you never listen to our show. Don't act like you do. No, I have to listen to it on the day here. Like when I play it, because I play it out. It's so annoying. Mike, what are your thoughts? What's your takes on an opener of a podcast? I reckon like get let's get

1:10.9

straight into it

1:11.9

like we have

1:12.7

No lube like to spit

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