Oh man, oh man.

Welcome to shaken and disturbed, everyone, that cheesy ball of cheese who's pointing at...

Oh, I'm the cheesy ball of cheese.

Keep the thumbs up. Do the thumbs up. There we go. Oh, up there we go. Don't know why it's doing that for you. It's John Thrasher and I am Darren Karp. And if you are on our Patreon, thank you so much for being there. And the reason I say that is because John has updated our virtual backgrounds to have a little bit of a spooky

spectacular spook-spectacular vibe if you will you've added a pumpkin to mine got rid of some

of the flowers cat tissue the butt holder is still there if you will is still there so that is obviously

never going to go away even if it's Halloween but I have a creepier pumpkin than I feel like you do. Well, yeah, I did my background first. My background update. And by the way, if you don't know what we're talking about, you have to be a sussy radish on Patreon to get the video version of our podcast. So go check it out there. And you can see our background. But on my table, I put, hey, did you say selfish? I just realized you said that.

You're like, I did mine first. Well, I did mine first because I don't know. I just was working on them.

And I put a jack-o-lantern on the table. And then I was like, when I make Darren's that I was like, it doesn't make sense if she has the exact same pumpkin. That's not realistic. So I gave you the better pumpkin in my opinion because not only is your is bigger. It's creepier. Yeah. It's creepier. It's bigger. And it is. Now you guys heard here first. For all of those wondering outside of this podcast, I love interrupting you.

Yeah, I can't get it.

Who has it bigger and better?

It's me.

There you go.

And I'm not contesting that.

So there you go.

Although, as we've learned from this podcast, you can change your break pads, John,

because you don't need a penis for him or surrender.

That's true. You've said that a handful of times. Not sure where we're going with it. The other thing about your pumpkin, though, is that it has light as the candle inside of it. Yours is lit up like a regular Jacqueline, whereas mine isn't. That's true. And you have a little bit of a creepier framed spider duck, which you know what it is?

Because obviously I love ducks, but I hate spiders.

Right.

It's it's not necessarily having legs that bothers me about spiders.

It's the fact that they're like hunched legs that bothers. I know what you're saying. Like they're always on attack mode or whatever. Look at the duck. You know what I mean? Like look at that. Yeah, you're not wrong. creepy. Well, for those who don't know, go ahead. Sorry. Go ahead. You were going to say something. Well, I was going to say, if you haven't listened to our NMR on Patreon, you're going to have no idea what we're talking about here.

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