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Reality TV Cringe

137: Jax Taylor Still Sucks - The Valley: Welcome To The Valley (S1 E1)

Reality TV Cringe

Beatrice & Deelia

Comedy, Tv Reviews, Tv & Film

4.5610 Ratings

🗓️ 22 March 2024

⏱️ 52 minutes

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Summary

Bea and Dee got some new Trash in the dumpster this week with the Series Premiere of The Valley! This show is just like Vanderpump Rules, except every character is married, has kids and lives in Ritsy Suburbs. Everyone THINKS they have their shit together but it's all a facade... Looking at you, Jax Taylor! 

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0:00.0

Hello and welcome to reality TV cringe.

0:13.0

I am one of your hosts, Delia, the Redhead.

0:16.6

And I am here with my real tight homegirl and my daughter-in-law, Beatrice. What's up? How's everybody doing? Oh, great. It's thundering again tonight. Yeah, we've got some storms in North Texas. Yeah. And so you might hear a little rattling, a little thundering, a little lightning. And if so, don't worry, we're safe. Yeah, we're fine. We're here to talk about the Valley. Yeah, series premiere. Yeah, series premiere of the Valley, season one, episode one, baby. Oh my God, we're right at the beginning. We are. We're here. We're queer. Yeah. Well, she's queer. Get over it. Yeah. And we're ready to go. but before we do, we do have to remind you. Please, haj your wife and adjikids.

0:56.5

We are a politically in. get over it. Yeah. And we're ready to go. But before we do, we do have to remind you.

0:54.5

Please, how do I have your wife and had you kids.

0:56.5

We are a politically incorrect podcast.

0:59.7

We say controversial things.

1:01.3

We use bad words a lot.

1:04.4

So you are forewarned.

1:06.0

But if you are.

1:07.9

You might want to find yourself

1:11.5

another dumpster honey

1:13.1

but if you're down and you like to party

1:15.4

with the other raccoons

1:16.6

welcome to this one

1:19.1

and if you are down and like to party

1:21.2

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1:22.8

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1:24.3

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1:25.7

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1:27.3

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1:29.9

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