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Welcome to the 3am podcast, my friends.

My name is DJ.

My name is Charlie. My name is Sean. my name is sean my name is calima welcome calima to

this episode of three a m this is good to have you back my guy calima's back young calima aloha young brother

kiyota um yeah scary stories podcasts comedy podcasts, a mixture of both.

You should already know what it is.

This week we...

Wait, I want to hear Kalima.

Kalima, how you've been?

I've been good.

What's new?

I have two kids now. What? Congrats my brother. It was weird, man. Like, me and Hannah were sitting in a van. We bought a van. What? Okay, what kind? Toyota Sienna. Bro, that's the goals. Bro, luxury. Were you hyped? Were you? Because some people are like, this is, this is my life now.

It was a little bit of both. Bro, I was, at first I was like that and then I just accepted it.

Because we were driving the two kids around in a Sion, a toaster. Is that the square? Yeah. Bro.

You're a cube just moving around. So, yeah, I've accepted it. I feel good about it. But, um... Bro, anyone who, like, taps on the minivan is stupid. Like, it's dumb. Dude, it's so comfortable. It's roomy. You can lean back. You can turn eight screens in that shit. Everybody has their own screen when you play Switch. It's so nice. Anyone who's saying is just like way tied up into the aesthetic of a minivan. It's like, get over yourself. You got the bucket trunk space. Oh, yeah. Food on food on food on snacks. You have like four rows. You can play games in the middle two.

You can put all the seats down. Someone could sleep in the back, camp out. Yeah. It's crazy. So much are infractions. And mom's always got like mirrors everywhere. Like at any angle, I can see my children. And they can see me. Put your damn seatbelt on. Yeah. He's like, I'm two. you're supposed to put my seatbelt on.

Oh, shit.

But congratulations, Kalima. A new addition, had a new child, your wife. Everything went well. Everyone's healthy. Yeah, super cool. We're happy. You were running the podcast for us. You were helping us with everything. And we're glad to have you back. Might be a more often thing. We'll see. You're a new father. Fingers cross. So we'll see. We'll see. We're glad. I heard some shit about you. And I'm not salty. Yeah. Yeah. But I heard something. What? I don't even know what you're about to bring up. Oh, dude. I know what it is. So we hadn't seen Kalima for a minute and we went to this beautiful concert the other day. And Kalima was like, hi, dude. Hi. Hey, I got recognized. He threw that shit in my face. Almost as if he knew, dude. Yeah, that's true. We had, we had like, I think there were two listeners at that concert. Didn't wait for real. Two listeners at the, because they posted it on their story. You know I was sitting up with my chair like this. One of them was, one of them was, one of them was, who was, who was, who did the 3 p.m. episode. So at one point, Charles stands out like a mere cat. And just turning. Tomoaded this bitch looking for my pumba. He's like, what are you doing, dog? And he's like, I'm looking for listening. Guess how many flocked to us to say hi to me? None. Zero. None of the. But Kalima got recognized. Do you want to tell us about it? My voice. It was super weird. I just want to know what it's like. So describe every emotion really slowly. It was beautiful. Oh, wow. I was talking to a group of people and mentioned that I'd been doing the pod. And then when I was like, you're Kalima, right?

Just by my voice.

Nice.

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