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I think this is the first time in probably seven years that your beard has been shorter than mine.

No, I've like cut off and gone, you know, the mustache and everything.

Yeah, the mustache.

I guess the last year you've had a beard.

Yes, a lot of you might be confused right now because the thumbnail probably said core four and now you just see me and Matt.

But you know, Dave wanted to argue when I said we need to. because the thumbnail probably said core four and now you just see me and Matt.

But, you know, Dave wanted to argue when I said we need to change the name of core four to just host only and make it a little bigger.

So you just know when it says host only, we don't have a guest. I just thought that was a fucking common sense approach to this.

But Dave says different and wants to trick you and say core four so you click on it.

And then you get mad.

Now you're mad.

They're all fucking pissed off.

You don't want to hear what we have to say.

Name this episode dynamic duo, Dave.

I'm going to slap you with a handful of cum.

Dave knows better than everybody else.

That's what you need to hashtag Dave knows better in the comments down there because he knows so much more than all of us. I sound like Evan. It's because I'm drinking coffee. And you made coffee in a chemics. That's good. You've been doing that a lot lately. Yeah, but I used toilet paper as a filter. So I mean, don't give me too much classy credit. I don't even have chemics filters. You got the ECS, like the nicest coffee. That's what it was. It was a rainbow with toilet paper. By the way, if you aren't part of the ECS, it is the best tasting coffee out there. I know it sells out quick and I'm sorry if anybody that has missed the bunch, you probably were picked last in kickball. But I'm actually surprisingly not drinking coffee right now. I'm drinking Jock tea. So, Shalith Jocko or homemade. I'm a big fan of this like mini tumbler. It's a good tumbler. I need that. Yeah, it's a good one. It's a good little tumbler. I want to put funny things on there instead of that, though, like silly stuff.

We need our own DTG printing machine here in Texas, and we also need a laser engraver because I was thinking about this. We also need a joint assistant. A joint assistant. Yeah, if you would like to. Like they hand us marijuana joints? No, no, no, no, no. Oh, like a joint. Like we share an assistant. Okay, okay. If you would like to, if you're interested in being our joint assistant,

you live in Bernie or San Antonio or you're willing to move without us paying for your move.

There's no real.

Please send in your resumes and they better be fucking good to Matthew.

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