137: Beefy Mustache

Hello Dysfunction

Comedy, Improv

5 • 1.8K Ratings

🗓️ 22 July 2021

⏱️ 98 minutes

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We’re happy to be back, last week was eventful. Art show was a success, Crystal samples drinks before buying and Pata Fria is fixing her Marge. Please practice fire, covid and drug safety. Crystal has a connection to New Orleans and they love making themselves known.

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0:00.0	Hello guys! Hey girl! Welcome to episode 137 of Hello Disfunction. I am Crystal. I'm
0:27.2	Patafria and we're here. I feel like we haven't recorded in three weeks. It feels really long. Yeah
0:34.3	because we're a little behind we're behind on our Patreon episode but we will get caught up
0:38.5	this week and behind on life. Last week was very eventful to say the least. It was so busy. Yeah the
0:46.4	whole week and I even had to cancel a doctor's appointment and I still was like overwhelmed with
0:52.9	a shape to do. I was supposed to go see my doctor and remember tell them that I need a breast
1:00.1	reduction and see if I could get released for surgery and shape so I had to reschedule it because
1:05.6	it was just too much going on and actually I think I got a new toilet that day. Maintenance people
1:11.2	came in and they were just doing hella shit so I couldn't get ready for my appointment so I had
1:15.7	to just reschedule it but it was worth all the busy. The art show turned out really nice. It did. It
1:23.5	did. It was nice. I was overwhelmed with anxiety the entire time so if I was weird to anybody
1:30.4	I apologize but I think I told everyone I was overly anxious. Yeah so yeah but it was it was
1:37.8	really nice. We had a huge turnout more than I expected way more like over 200 people in this
1:44.5	small space and I floated around like a little butterfly. She was the curator and I'm going to
1:53.3	apply for a job as a corny. You know I feel a little betrayed by her and Alexis. Alexis it was his
2:03.2	idea to dress up. He didn't dress up. He looked like a fancy man. Yeah fancy man that's what we
2:10.4	kept saying. He had on a dress shirt. He had on a belt and like some slacks and some man shoes.
2:14.6	He bamboozled us. Yeah I was like where's the costume because I thought that part was your idea
2:19.7	and he was la hella laughing. He could have at least put on a top hat. Paint your face.
2:24.9	A mine. Yeah no but you might as well shut up too because an hour before. A couple hours before
2:32.8	the end of the event. She goes and changes out of her costume so does one of the other artists so
2:38.8	I'm sitting there being an asshole for the whole night. I did it first and I was like you
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