I am hopping mad and I want something in the middle. Aha! Ypsa! Yop, y' absolutely. Monkey tennis? Bring, bring. There's a new chat in town. I had the last laugh. Then! Monkey tennis? Oh, I'll pierce my foot of his thigh. With a chuckle, with a chuckle. No. Monkey tennis? Radical, awesome. Mega! Munky tennis? Where's my assistant? I do not know.

Okay.

Monkey tennis? Edmunds is a total wazzo of a guy.

Yes, yes, yes, yes and yes.

It's hotter than the sun! They said, all the hell is that.

This is great answer.

Yeah. Back at the net.

Monkey tennis?

The people who enjoy Alan Partridge will enjoy this podcast. The people who've never got it still won't get it. Hello, once again and welcome to Monkey Tennis, the Alan Partridge fan podcast, where we trawl through all of Alan's tits, bits, past and present. I'm Adam Brooks, and I'm joined by Tom Dark. The Queen is dead. Long live the King's

singers. Nick Alder. If she has a strong Roman nose, say, I like your strong Roman nose.

And Tom Stab. Hide the steak. It's Chrissy Hind. So thanks for joining us once again. We

will be getting into all sorts today, including details of what we're covering in this series, if you couldn't already guess. But firstly, thanks to all of you, the legions of you that have got in touch with us with feedback. Some of you up to five or six times each via the following methods. Instagram at Monkey TennisPod, Twitter at the PartridgePod, Facebook.com slash the Partridgepod. Some people email the Partridgepod at gmail.com. And if you want to leave a voice note, fancy yourself an internet celebrity, then you can drop one on 07923, 6001017, aka the Monkey Tennis Hotline. Thanks so much to all of you that have done that. And this week, in the first of a two-parter, we're going to go through some of the

cream of your discharge, the best of your feedback, and add our own thoughts along the way as well.

Starting with Alan's recent appearance, I believe, Wembley Stadium? That's correct. So yeah, very

recently, Alan popped up on stage at Wembley Stadium with Coldplay. I think he popped up as they were

performing a bit of Knowing Me, Knowing You by Abba, and then Alan performed running up at

Hill by Kate Bush with Chris Martin. So obviously, loads of people got in touch sharing this

with us. It's quite a bit of fun. We kind of shared some screen grabs and clips of it. A couple of

bits of note from this. He was wearing a bomber jacket that had snow patrol on the back.

Brilliant. So a bit of a bit of fun there and obviously many people pointing out that he was in a full beard. Now as far as we're aware, Alan in a beard has only really been spotted or in vision when he did

appearances for the Teenage Cancer Trust show, which was released as the Cream of British

Comedy DVD.

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