136: Skepticrat136 - Achieving and Maintaining an Election Edition

The Skepticrat

Puzzle in a Thunderstorm, LLC

News, Government, Politics

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🗓️ 9 November 2020

⏱️ 43 minutes

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Summary

On this week's episode: We’ll do the ugly gloating your other podcasts wish they could ... Eli’s state becomes as awesome as Montana ... And Heath will look for the right doctor after his election lasted WAY MORE than four hours.

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Headline Sources:

Legal weed all OVER the place: https://www.cnn.com/2020/11/06/business/cannabis-election-win/index.html

US tops 100,000 new COVID-19 cases in a day for first time. Also second, third, etc: https://www.washingtonpost.com/health/coronavirus-record-high-cases/2020/11/06/fe665856-2066-11eb-90dd-abd0f7086a91_story.html

Trump Team Holds News Conference Outside Landscaping Firm Next to Adult Book Store: https://slate.com/news-and-politics/2020/11/four-seasons-total-landscaping-trump-team-news-conference.html

Armed men arrested in Philadelphia were trying to deliver fake ballots: https://www.cnn.com/2020/11/07/us/pennsylvania-convention-center-arrests/index.html

Both Georgia Senate races will be runoffs: https://www.nytimes.com/2020/11/06/us/politics/georgia-senate-david-perdue.html

Transcript

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0:00.0	May I have your attention please you can now book your train tickets on Uber and get
0:08.0	10% back in credits to spend on your next Uber ride so you don't have to walk home in the rain again.
0:15.0	Trains now on Uber.
0:18.0	T's and C's apply 9th.
0:32.6	And the word of the day is,
0:34.5	fuck your face.
0:36.0	Which is kind of like a multifunctional aloha or smurf.
0:40.0	It fits into a wide range of positive and negative contexts.
0:44.1	Using a sentence, bring it in Republicans.
0:47.7	Go ahead and take a knee like Colin Kapernik.
0:51.0	Fuck your face. Used in a different sense.
0:54.0	Look at all the sad Republicans.
0:56.0	I just want to fuck your face.
0:58.0	adorable.
0:59.0	Oh, I'm sorry.
1:00.0	I mean, you didn't want your face fucked.
1:01.0	Why weren't you wearing a mask?
1:02.0	Yeah. Some of you even cut a
1:04.3	whole this is on you this is on you. I'm no illusions. I'm Eli Bosnick. I'm
1:10.4	Heath and right and broadcasting delayed from America's far center. We are the
1:14.7	Skeptocrats. On this week's episode we'll do the ugly gloating your other
1:18.6	podcasts wish they could do. Yeah we will. Eli's state becomes as awesome as Montana. And I'll look for the right doctor after my election lasted way more than four hours.
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