136: Proposals on The Office

The Michael Scott Podcast Company - An Office Podcast

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Tv & Film, Comedy, Society & Culture

4.6 • 1.8K Ratings

🗓️ 11 November 2021

⏱️ 77 minutes

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Pam: "So we just… we wanna help you plan the proposal so that it’s safe and responsible and realistic and doable." Michael: "I had a great idea until you ruined it." Oscar: "Wanna know how to do it? Here’s how you do it. Take her out to dinner. Go down on one knee. If you are in costume, you did something wrong. If at any point you find yourself tying a ring to a dogs collar, stop, and look at yourself." With Alex's wedding just around the corner, we’re looking at proposals in The Office. We talk about all of them, from Jim and Pam meeting halfway at a gas station, to Michael’s disastrous proposal at Diwali, to Dwight yelling at Angela through a megaphone. Then in the Conference Room we hear Alex and Sean’s proposals before closing with a signature round of trivia! This episode is brought to you by Shopify! Go to shopify.com/scott for a FREE fourteen-day trial and get full access to Shopify’s entire suite of features. Grow your business with Shopify today! This episode is sponsored by Quip! If you go to get-up.com/scott you’ll get your first refill FREE. Quip, the good habits company. This episode is brought to you by Best Fiends! Download it FREE on the App Store or Google Play! Support our show and become a member of Scott's Tots on Patreon! For only $5/month, Tots get ad-free episodes plus exclusive access to our monthly Mailbag episodes where we casually pick through every single message/question/comment we receive. On top of that, a portion of all show proceeds are donated every month to organizations that help fund education opportunities for minority students. Help us serve the mission that Michael Scott could not. You can also rep our show with some merch! Head over to mspcstore.com and get your hands on some nifty gifties. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	In the meantime, can I tell you something that happened to me on the airplane yesterday?
0:03.2	Please.
0:04.1	I was sitting in the aisle and the seats next to me were empty.
0:07.6	And these three, they're like college kids, maybe.
0:11.1	They came up to me and they said, one of them was like,
0:13.1	Oh, hey, would you mind moving your seats with the three of us together?
0:17.3	We have the other two seats in your row.
0:20.1	And I was like, well, where is it? Is it an aisle seat?
0:22.4	And it was like the row in front of me.
0:24.9	It was a middle seat, but the lady who had the aisle seat was like,
0:28.4	I can sit in the middle. So as a fight, the child just move up one seat on the plane.
0:32.1	And one of the guys, it's like, we really never do this.
0:36.2	And I was thinking to myself, well, that's great.
0:39.7	But every other time that you don't do this, like, I'm not there.
0:43.5	That's a great point. That's a really good point.
0:49.0	Like, I'm not there to experience the virtue of you sitting in the seat that you purchased.
0:54.5	How to paper, how to stuck, those friendly faces around the lock,
1:01.8	break loose from the chains, that are causing your pain.
1:06.4	Call Michael Stanley, Jim Dwight Crete, Paul and Ian Kelly,
1:11.0	for your business paper needs, or done the myth,
1:13.8	then the people versus paper people done the myth,
1:16.8	then the people versus paper people done the myth,
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