Welcome one and all to the H3 podcast. I'm your host Ethan Klein. And with me my beautiful

co-host wife, best friend and mom extraordinaire, not my mom, but our child's mom. Ela Klein

looking sharp and beautiful as ever. Today's episode is sponsored by StitchFix, stamps.com

and HEMS. Now guys, this is probably one of the best episodes we have ever made. You are

not going to want to miss out, not for a single second because we have surprises throughout

this episode. So if you skip ahead, you may miss those surprises. Now let's start from

the top. I mean, we've got a continuation of Scooter madness. You guys know that I've

been fascinated with scooters. I can't get enough and they keep coming in fascinating.

So we're going to be getting to Scooter madness as well as shopping for our ultimate Scooter

and buying it. I think we've got big plans for becoming Scooter people ourselves as we

hold them in such high regard. No, it's usually disability mobility. What would your disability

be? That I'm fat, which is like nine percent of all the people who write scooters to be

honest. Like dude, I've got a bunch of videos here. They eat shit on the scooter and then

they just get up. It's like dude, you're just fat. Like maybe if you walked around, you

wouldn't need the scooter. Sorry. I don't know if that makes me a fat person, Hayder. But

if you use Crackers Scooter and you stand up and walk away from the Crackers scene, maybe

you don't need the scooter. And are they fat every time? Yes. Exactly. So in short, that's

my disability. I'm a thobby. But before we get into that, I want to show you a product

that's really popping off on Twitter. Why camp by a river when you can camp on one? Which

is an interesting question to post. And I think, and I think I can answer it. Did you

lower this? Yeah, I can kill music just in case. Oh, nice. Here, I'll just cut it. Yeah.

So this is a tent that allows you to sleep on the water, AKA a watery tomb. This here

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