136: Paper Straws Forever vs 1 Ply Toilet Tissue Forever | SquADD Cast Versus | All Def

All Def SquADDCast

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Improv, Comedy

5 • 780 Ratings

🗓️ 17 April 2023

⏱️ 71 minutes

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Summary

Introducing the All Def SquADD Cast show “Versus". It’s a podcast with the OG SquADD! Each week, the SquADD will debate topics and vote at the end to see what wins. Versus airs every Monday and you can download and listen wherever podcasts are found.

Special Guest
Dion Lack

This Week We Discuss
Paper Straws Forever vs 1 Ply Toilet Tissue Forever (from Grace Tardif)
Cure Cancer For Free vs Make It Significantly Better & Get Rich
Born In Year 2000 vs Your Original Birthdate

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Transcript

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0:00.0	AI might be the most important innovation ever. It's storming every industry with literally billions being invested, so buckle up.
0:07.9	The problem is that AI needs the right data and a lot of speed and processing power, so how do you compete without cost spiraling out of control?
0:15.7	Time to upgrade to the next generation of the cloud, Oracle Cloud Infrastructure or OCI.
0:21.4	OCI is a single platform for your infrastructure, database and application development with AI
0:26.4	embedded across it all. And Oracle's offering cloud helps you address your requirements for location,
0:31.4	access and data residency. OCI provides blazing fast speeds for AI's demanding workloads,
0:37.3	and in the cloud when you pay by
0:38.7	the minute, speed matters, and of course, nobody does data better than Oracle. If you want OCI to help
0:45.2	you do more and spend less, like Uber, the Premier League, and Oracle Red Bull Racing, take a free
0:50.2	test drive at Oracle.com slash bandwidth. That's Oracle.com slash bandwidth. That's oracle.com slash bandwidth.
0:55.3	Oracle.com slash bandwidth. Yeah, push the record button. Sit down, Pat. With your stupid little
1:01.7	pants on. Where's your pants say? Those are shorts. These are your protector light shorts?
1:08.5	Mm-hmm. You have a really cool merch, by the way.
1:12.2	Hey, thank you.
1:13.4	That was an interesting switch.
1:16.6	He started so hard.
1:17.7	Oh, because of how I would start.
1:19.0	Because to hear, don't know what he want to be.
1:21.3	His freaking hair is dark brown and his beard is red.
1:24.7	I want to rehearse.
1:25.2	Are you a mother freaking boonet or are you a ginger?
1:29.9	What are you to hear?
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