#135: Super Bowl Vs President
Alonzo Bodden: Who's Paying Attention?
All Things Comedy
4.7 • 680 Ratings
🗓️ 9 February 2016
⏱️ 38 minutes
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Summary
2- Cam, you do you
3- Beyonce in sexy outfit? Stop the presses.
4- Johnny Football beats a woman, you know, like a football player
5- No surprises in New Hampshire
6- Rubio answers question, Rubio answers question, Rubio answers question, etc
7- There's a pattern here
8- Griffin suspended 4 games for hitting a man, should've played football
9- Where do I hide my weed money?
10- Around the world in 8 guys
11- RIP Maurice White
Transcript
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| 0:00.0 | Hi, this is Alonzo Bowden and welcome to episode 135 of my award-winning podcast, who's paying attention? |
| 0:14.8 | Actually, it's not award-winning unless I... |
| 0:17.1 | Well, it is because I said it is. |
| 0:18.6 | I once asked great comic and great friend |
| 0:21.2 | George Wallace how was his show rated the number one 10 p.m. comedy show in Las Vegas |
| 0:27.5 | and he told me he was the only one voting I like that George so from now on I've |
| 0:33.5 | gotten award-winning podcast because I'm the only one voting. |
| 0:43.8 | By the way, do yourself a favor and follow George Wallace on Twitter. |
| 0:49.2 | He's been voted one of the ten funniest people on Twitter, and that's an understatement. |
| 0:51.3 | George is hilarious, so check out his tweets. |
| 0:55.9 | Okay, getting into the podcast this week, look, I don't know where to start. |
| 1:01.6 | Do I start with the Super Bowl or do I start with the New Hampshire primary and the presidential election stuff? |
| 1:07.5 | Well, this being America, America, some bitch, this is America still. |
| 1:10.9 | I'm going to go with the Super Bowl because that's what counts. |
| 1:18.6 | I will start off by saying congratulations to the Denver Broncos and Peyton Manning. |
| 1:25.2 | Peyton Manning will probably retire, be only the second quarterback to win the Super Bowl and then retire. |
| 1:29.4 | Interestingly enough, John Elway, his boss is the other quarterback who did it. |
| 1:31.8 | But, you know, good for Peyton. |
| 1:32.7 | And I said it. |
| 1:39.3 | I was supporting, I was pulling for Carolina, but I didn't really have a horse in the race. So Peyton winning, good for him. |
| 1:41.9 | I'm glad he's got that second Super Bowl ring. |
| 1:44.4 | He can sit at Thanksgiving dinner and look his brother Eli in the eye and say, yeah, I got two rings too. |
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