Page 94, the Private Eye podcast.

Hello and welcome to another episode of page 94.

My name's Andrew Hunter-Murray, and I'm here in the private eye office with Helen Lewis and Adam McQueen.

The three of us have gathered.

We are slightly like a coven this week, actually.

We all sit around our radiator.

There's a radiator in between all of us because it's unseasonably cold in this room.

Do you know what I worked out this week? I was speculating about our colleague Helen and how she finds time to do everything that she's up to

at the moment and I thought she must have a time turner and I suddenly thought my god she is her mind

and then very rapidly I thought oh my god I'm Ron Weasley. You're the Ron Weasley in the

podcast who is not present this week is definitely Dumbledore, isn't he? You are the boy that lived.

I think I'm Neville.

That's very nice to hear, but I'm pretty sure I'm Neville Longbossom.

I did, it was a thing that came up a lot during my adolescence.

I used to hang out in this lovely tattoo shop in Worcester run by Americans.

And they went, oh my God, you're so like Hermione.

Which was adorable.

You used to hang around a tattoo shop for your adolescence. Nice.

I had at one point nearly 20 piercings.

We can deal with this on a later podcast. I think this is a post-credits thing rather than an introductory section.

So let me just wrestle us back on course.

And so we're here to talk about everything that's happened since the last edition of the magazine came out.

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