Oh boy! Holy shit! Joining me as always in the High and Mighty Studios is my nearly silent

co-host Arthur Gapers. Arthur, give him a shout out brother.

Alright, good to hear from you dog. And Ardeus Chillin next to one of his favorites who

currently smells like one of his favorite things. Guys, joining me in the High and Mighty

Studio for a conspiracy theories part five. I think this is six. Is this a shit dude?

Live one was five. Oh fuck five. Live in five. Baby back to back like

Trebek and SayJack. Anthony Italian and other fuckers. You know, you know, you know.

Let me clear my throat. Number two, fuck boy. Oh guys, I'm pumped to have Anthony

back. Fresh off, wrap it up season one of the present show. Excellent work. We

know this. Everyone who listens to my podcast knows about the present show because I

talk about it and you're on so much. No, I never talk about it except when you're on.

I'm only that. I'm not so much. We're like the present. There's another great thing about the present.

Hey, one of the best things about working on the present show is all the fucking money.

Are you a Jedi or something? I don't even know what I'm doing. I think that's anti-Semitic.

Whatever. I need something. I got something good for you. Can I go to the podcast

races? Podcast races. We got to save the sketch. All right. We're called. We just sent

out a cop. All right. We're back. We stopped and we wrote the sketch podcast races. Here

we go. We're going to perform it. We can't perform it yet. People are going to just see

it. This is true. This is like last Jedi. Yeah. You got to wear a plug last Jedi. Yeah. Why

why? They don't know this yet. But we're in the December 15th. Yeah. We're allowed to tell

you guys now. Me and Anthony are in the last Jedi totally as ourselves. Yeah. We walk

out and go. Was this chick doing what a lightsaber? Like this is the way to work. She should

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