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🗓️ 10 February 2021
⏱️ 75 minutes
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We've built the perfect episode from love, kisses and a dash of mojito! We're also thrilled to announce our not terribly serious search for the perfect city to buy a HOUSE OF RIDDLES!! In this episode we explore some spicy bedroom play, the worlds worst Motel, show off the Shakespeare we remember and take another awful riddle to Riddle Court. Grab your shortwave radio, find the hidden clown in your house and make way for another episode of Hey Riddle Riddle! #WiddleWednesday
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0:00.0 | This is a head gum podcast. |
0:30.0 | I've done it. I've done it. JPC Aaron come close. I've done it. I've built him. How did you get it? Okay. What did you build? I've built Valentine's Monster. It's it's me, Adel Valentine and I've built Valentine's Monster. |
1:00.0 | I just need it instead of electricity. It needs to be powered by. I'm just coming down the stairs with my mojito. What am I? |
1:08.0 | Aaron, I've built it. I've built Valentine's Monster. It's powered by love. So I need you and JPC to kiss. |
1:16.0 | I don't mean to be I don't mean to quibble, but I think that your Valentine's Monster and that is Valentine. |
1:22.0 | People always get this wrong, but the monster is just Valentine's. Then why am I talking like this? If I went through all the trouble to talk like this, which is normal than how I usually talk, why am I the monster? |
1:36.0 | I don't know. You know, you are maybe it's your personality. Is it because I pick all the caramel corn out of the caramel cheddar plain popcorn mix? What? |
1:48.0 | You know what? It's going to be it's going to be way easier if we just ask Barry Shelley what's right and what's wrong? Okay. Let's get Barry. |
1:58.0 | She just she just know she is actually here. She made me a mojito. Barry's upstairs. Yeah. Barry with an eye. Yeah, Barry with an eye. Oh, here she comes. Here she comes downstairs right now. Hey, Barry. Yeah. Hey, Barry. What's up? |
2:12.0 | You all want a mojito? Hi, Madeline. Hi, JP. See and stop telling me in my Instagram messages that I should kiss, Adel or JPC. I'm never going to kiss either of them. Stop shipping us. Stop. |
2:28.0 | You're going to ship anyone ship Adel and Casey because that's the classiest ship you can ship on the show. I do it. We were just talking moments ago, literally three minutes ago, we found a house in Syracuse that's $2,500. |
2:43.0 | Aaron found a house listed for $2,500. We have decided to buy this house in Syracuse, New York. We are going to make it the Riddle House. Now what that means is that if you enter this house, you were part of the Riddle Club. You are a part you are a riddle membership member. |
2:56.0 | Two weeks out of the year, the three of us are going to go live in this house. We're going to crank out some riddles. We're going to write up a bunch of jokes and riddles and record the whole year's episodes. That's what's going to happen. |
3:08.0 | Yeah, it would be like a secret adventurer society. In the series of unfortunate events that volunteer fire department group and they were all very cool and adventuring. |
3:17.0 | But we're going to do that and this is definitely not one of Adel's empty promises. He's for sure going to buy me our run down house for $2,500 and it's going to be great. |
3:26.0 | Okay, so if you have Syracuse here, I'm going to be your neighbor. |
3:30.0 | I just googled where Syracuse is and I am out. |
3:35.0 | No, why too cold? Thank you. Too cold. |
3:38.0 | No, it's not a temperature thing. I will tell you where Syracuse is. I will tell you where in relation to New York, it is because New York is so big and I didn't know if it was like, for some reason I thought it was like closer to Buffalo, which I guess it kind of is, but it's not not really. |
3:56.0 | Have you ever heard the old timey song Syracuse gal? |
3:59.0 | Syracuse gal. Aren't you chilly tonight? |
4:02.0 | I will tell you tonight. |
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