134: Skepticrat134 - Fly For a White Guy Edition

The Skepticrat

Puzzle in a Thunderstorm, LLC

News, Government, Politics

4.8 • 2.1K Ratings

🗓️ 12 October 2020

⏱️ 39 minutes

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Summary

On this week's episode: Bill Barr charges Joe Biden with not being his boss in the first degree ... Eli will try to be legally declared a fly now that he knows shitting in Mike Pence’s hair is one of the perks ... And Gretchen Whitmer almost gets kidnapped by nihilists but they were a little too exhausted.

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Headline Sources:

FBI Says a Michigan Militia Plotted to Kidnap Gov. Gretchen Whitmer: https://www.nytimes.com/2020/10/08/us/gretchen-whitmer-michigan-militia.html

Lindsey Graham has COVID and is a chicken: https://www.cnn.com/2020/10/09/politics/south-carolina-debate-lindsey-graham-jamie-harrison/index.html

Trump chickens out of virtual debate: https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2020/oct/09/trump-biden-debate-canceled-rally

Trump's $1.8 trillion stimulus proposal faces opposition from Pelosi and Senate GOP: https://www.cnn.com/2020/10/10/politics/stimulus-talks-pelosi-senate-gop-trump/index.html

Trump angry at Bill Barr for not arresting Joe Biden yet: https://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/trump-barr-durham-russia/2020/10/09/05ed9842-0a40-11eb-a166-dc429b380d10_story.html

Highlights from the VP debate: https://www.washingtonpost.com/elections/2020/10/07/vice-presidential-debate-live-updates/

Transcript

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0:00.0	It's Monday.
0:13.4	Monday. It's Monday. October 12th.
0:15.0	And the word of the day is dot com, which means a website or a company that relies on internet
0:21.0	commerce or you said something that's not even remotely funny,
0:24.8	and then you added dot com at the end and it became an amazing punchline in 1997.
0:29.7	I hate you. Used in a sentence, you have to fucking vote.com. It's a real website and a moral imperative.
0:38.0	As is, I will fuck your dad.com, so...
0:41.0	I say, he's, I gotta tell you, I'm not sure if we're employing people to to vote or making fun of Eli but either way I am in
0:46.4	I'm no illusions I'm Eli Bosnick I'm Heath and Wright and Broadcasting Delayed from America's center, we are the Skeptocrats.
0:54.8	On this week's episode, Bill Barr charges Joe Biden with not being his boss in the first degree.
1:00.8	Eli will be legally declared a fly now that he knows that Chitton and Mike Pence's
1:04.3	hair is one of the perks. And Gretchen Whitmer almost gets kidnapped by nihilists, but they were a little too
1:10.8	exhausted. But first, the rest of the intro music.
1:17.4	Joining me for headlines tonight are my fellow skeptic rats no illusions in Eli Bosnick
1:22.2	gentlemen question for you is there anyone Skeptocrats, no illusions in Eli Bosnick.
1:22.8	Gentlemen, question for you,
1:24.3	is there anyone you want to remove from anything at all?
1:28.6	Because apparently the 25th Amendment is like,
1:30.8	super broad.
1:31.8	Like, you know, maybe like super bad.
1:33.0	Bad teacher from high school, you want to demote your dad to a kid.
1:37.0	What's going on?
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