Rose and bar just came out as queer.

You know what that means?

I like to smoke a lot of pot and get wasted and sometimes I'll let a chick eat me out.

Or even maybe not even that.

Maybe she will just let a chick be nude on top of her.

She'll have three swims and there'll be a chick there and she'll make out with the chick.

That's what it is.

I bet she has three swims.

Like, why is probably a bunch of people just getting high?

She's a big potter.

I like Rose and bar, by the way.

I've corresponded with her a couple times.

She called me funny once and invited me to Hawaii.

But this queer thing, it's not like she became a gay.

I think it's just like, I got to get these social justice warriors off my back.

I can't become black.

I'll just become gay.

And then she thought about it.

And she's like, well, that time that that guy, I bet her boyfriend, this guy comes over

and bones her.

But he has a white mustache.

And he wears a Hawaiian shirt.

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