I saw, uh, I saw, uh, what saw a ho-ohs, did you see a homo?

Where?

What's the matter with you?

Where?

Why, you're, you haven't had Christmas yet already, have you?

That's not a Christmas.

I was walking on the street.

I thought you were visiting me dead.

And a hobo had his shoes off.

Oh, I don't know if you're still supposed to call him hobos, but I believe he was a hobo. And he had his shoes off. Yeah. And, uh, I mean, it was like devastating. His feet were like, it was like Vietnam had happened. Did he, has he made his own shoes out of scabs? You know, like when the whole thing just crusted over?

Like, eventually you do make your own shoes.

Do you know that?

Humans make their own shoes if they drink enough and stay outside.

You can use his toenails as house shingles.

They're terrifying.

I'd like to do that.

And I look down at them and I didn't get close enough to enjoy the odor.

Is that from an episode

of this old hobo?

Yes.

We'll be right back.

You're supposed to say

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