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134: Have Sex In A Haunted House vs A Filthy Abandoned House | SquADD Cast Versus | All Def

All Def SquADDCast

All Def

Improv, Comedy

5780 Ratings

🗓️ 27 March 2023

⏱️ 64 minutes

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Summary

Introducing the All Def SquADD Cast show “Versus". It’s a podcast with the OG SquADD! Each week, the SquADD will debate topics and vote at the end to see what wins. Versus airs every Monday and you can download and listen wherever podcasts are found.

This Week We Discuss
Have Sex In A Haunted House vs A Filthy Abandoned House
Would You Rather Meet Your Ancestors From 1,000 Years Ago vs Your Descendants 1,000 Years In The Future
Hear Your Partner W/ Someone Else vs See Your Partner With Someone Else

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Transcript

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0:00.0

Once upon a time, Amazon Music met audiobooks and listeners everywhere rejoiced.

0:05.8

Oh yeah.

0:06.6

Because now they could listen to one audiobook title a month from an enormous library of popular audiobook

0:12.2

titles including Romantasy, autobiographies, true crime, and more.

0:19.3

Suddenly listeners didn't mind sitting in traffic or even missing their flight

0:23.0

amazon music unlimited now includes audible no way download the amazon music app now to start listening

0:28.9

terms apply you just eat any type of hot dog don't you it's not a hot dog what you eat and let me

0:36.3

see the corn dog that is a dog it's not a hot dog it's not a hot dog it's not a hot dog it's not a hot dog what you eat and let me see the corn dog that is a dog it's not a hot dog

0:41.2

it's the breakfast it's the like i said you eat any type of hot dog you eat a breakfast corn dog

0:47.6

you eat a regular corn dog a hot dog you whatever you just eat any type if it look like a dog on a stick a dog in a bun

0:57.1

you're gonna eat it i feel like meg get on here and talk shit to us because you can't roast her kid

1:03.0

leave us alone man i think i've been roasting them too i know but but you can't roast them good

1:09.4

you got to roast them so good you can't roast them good. You got a roast. Yes, you can.

1:11.4

I'll be roasting them so good.

1:13.3

You can't roast your kids because they look like you.

1:15.0

You got with your little big shoulders.

1:18.5

They'd be like, thanks, Mom.

1:19.5

You can't roast the kids.

1:21.8

She was just on here talking about how her nipples are like black crayons,

1:25.8

and now she want to try to get on me.

1:27.4

That is not what I said. They do turn black when you first have a baby.

1:31.6

You said your nipples are like black licorice and black jelly babies.

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