What most impulse.

Hello and welcome to episode 134 of what most people think.

I hope you are well.

I had a busy week on the road last week.

I went to Belfast on the Friday.

And did anyone come out to that?

Well, you would have seen a guy that did not realize it was St Patrick's Day the day before.

Well, didn't realize when we put it in.

And it was quite a gig, man man because i think for the first 30 minutes

everyone was hung over and then something strange happened uh people that first beer seemed to

get in people's bloodstream uh my support act ryan mcdonald did a fingering joke and away

you go uh way you go oh my god last week we started with something about anal examinations.

This week, it's fingering. There you go. I promise you, it will go uphill from here. And then I had five trains back. I had to then get a flight, right? So every time I go to Belfast, I end up thinking, I'm not getting drunk tonight. And then I get drunk, and then I changed my flight. and it happened again, I think it's the third time on the spin.

So I had to get a flight over to Liverpool, John Lennon Airport. And I don't know if you know the we're all, but I looked at it on a map and went, ah, that's not how far, I'll take a taxi. Anyway, 60 quid later. There I am in New Britain, which is very near Liverpool, but very fucking different as well. It's really weird because it's sort of like it's got a seaside and a promenade and some kind of fairground rides but you can also see these huge cranes in the distance. It's very strange. But yeah, it was an interesting gig there. I don't know how much comedy they had at that gig. At the same time I was on, they had a Mrs. Marple gig going in the main room. I mean, there's something like, there's a sober moment in your career. We go, yeah, Jeff. I mean, yeah, you're sold all right. He sold about 140. But I'll tell you what, Mrs. Marple is sold out. And there was a woman in there who I think had just had a couple too many drinks. You know, she'd been taking in,

she's been taking in the sights of the cranes and the docks and all that sort of stuff. And then,

by all accounts, had had a couple of Jaeger bombs and she got chucked out. And if she is listening

that lady, look, I don't know, I always want to know what happens the following day after a gig

like that

whether you wake up and just think all i was doing was having a laugh and it turns out i was chucked out

for laughing because laughing's illegal no it wasn't quite like that but it just i just think there's

a point beyond which i think while my support act was on the brilliant chris kehoe i think she went

out and had another

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