What most impulse.

Hello and welcome to episode.

And I hope you are well.

I have been on an odyssey, dear listener, of staying in some of Britain's shittest hotels.

I've been on the road.

I'm out touring.

As you can hear, I've got my guest with me, Francis Foster this week.

But I was in Carlisle in an ibis, but I think I topped it, Francis, this week.

I did a travelodge

in taunton that was so bad that when i mentioned on stage that that's where i was staying

it got a gasp it got a gasp and on that i'll on a gasp i will welcome francis foster to the show

how are you mate i'm all right mate do you know what i mean? I'm going to be honest with you, Jeff. I've fought long and hard against this middle age thing. Yeah. And here's the thing. I'm two months away from 40 or a month and a half. So you know how I've decided to celebrate my turning to the big four- four oh mate having a prostate exam but you had that

today yeah had it today mate okay so look i mean we are i'm recorded i would normally record this on

tuesday lunch time and get and get it up on wednesday morning eh the chance will be a fine thing

and i but uh we are both late today because I had builders in.

Well, you had the builders in in another way because you had a prostate exam.

Yeah, I did, mate.

I tell you what, and that doctor had unnecessarily large fingers, mate.

Yeah.

And there was no fucking about either.

It just went, right, curl up in a little ball, feet is like, hold your knees, here we go, boom.

Curl up in a little ball like I'm taking your lunch money off you at the same time.

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