0:00.0	What's up, nerd? How's it going?
0:04.0	Not good.
0:05.0	It's me allergy season. You can call me Paul, short for pollen.
0:09.0	God, you again. Not you!
0:11.0	Such a dork, dude. You can't handle a little ragweed. Come on.
0:15.0	No, no. I'm about to wear a mask outside. Riddle me that. let's devote a little research to the allergy problem
0:21.5	please fouchy fouchy's got allergies too which is pretty obvious i mean he is pretty high on the dweeb scale
0:27.2	i'll get double-vaxed triple boosted tomorrow if fyser could figure out how to help my sniffles
0:33.1	hey have fun this spring and summer. Good luck being allergic to outside.
0:38.3	That's what I do now.
0:41.3	That scared me.
0:42.3	I have allergy problems.
0:43.3	Well, hold it together because it startles me.
0:46.3	I was like, what a nice spring weekend. I'll go outside and I'm back to quarantining.
0:51.3	Mark 2020 for me right now.
0:53.3	Scared of outside. Hey, stay safe. Katie's grabbing my... to quarantining. March 2020 for me right now.
0:55.3	Scared of outside.
0:56.2	Hey, stay safe.
0:59.5	Katie's grabbing my allergy meds.
1:00.4	Is she?
1:04.9	Because I've been hearing that for a couple weeks, and you don't seem to ever have your allergy meds. She just comes back with shoes.
1:07.4	She's like, oh, yeah, that's...
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