meta_pixel
Tapesearch Logo
Log in
God Awful Movies

134: All the King's Horses

God Awful Movies

Puzzle in a Thunderstorm, LLC

Comedy, Leisure, Tv & Film

4.82.7K Ratings

🗓️ 13 March 2018

⏱️ 96 minutes

🧾️ Download transcript

Summary

This week, guest masochist Chelsea Davison joins us for an atheist review of "All the King's Horses", the story of why we need International Women's Day. And none of us will ever be okay again. --- You should follow Chelsea on Twitter: https://twitter.com/chelsea_davison --- If you’d like to pick up a copy of our latest ebook; Diatribes Volume 2: 50 More Essays from a Scathing Atheist, you can find it here: https://www.amazon.com/Diatribes-Essays-Scathing-Atheist-Presents-ebook/dp/B06XQTJT4R --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Our theme music is written and performed by Ryan Slotnick of Evil Giraffes on Mars. If you’d like to hear more, check out their Facebook Page: https://www.facebook.com/EvilGiraffesOnMars/?fref=ts All our other music was written and performed by Morgan Clarke. To hear more from him, check him out here: https://soundcloud.com/morgandclarke

Transcript

Click on a timestamp to play from that location

0:00.0

you can get divorced anytime you want to divorce it's great I've been divorced three

0:08.1

times since the start of this podcast it's been there's been a lot of lawyers in this

0:14.0

group it's crowded well we had to have a lot of lawyers in that room because Eli asked

0:21.0

you to watch the movie about how women should sit down and shut up and then ask you to

0:24.6

come record with him in person so yeah I see why now you booked me because like if it

0:29.7

had been what other do it's like all right let's talk about the thing where women are

0:33.4

subservient this way let's go not awful movie

0:41.2

well come back to the game cast where each week we sample another selection from Christian

0:53.4

cinema because we're too stupid to stop I'm your host Noah Luzon's and sitting in my

0:57.0

immediate left is the chair where he usually goes he's unable to join us this week but

1:00.5

sitting 81 miles to my right is my bad friend Eli Bosnick Eli how are you this fine

1:04.8

afternoon sir real bad Noah made McCollumne's friend watch this movie yeah we're no longer

1:13.3

friends yeah I'm his ex acquaintance ex college friend yeah yeah and also joining of his of

1:21.0

course is returning guest master is probably for the last time Chelsea Davis Chelsea is a

1:26.2

comedian she writes for the opposition with Jordan Klepper on Comedy Central and she's

1:30.2

much more obliging a person than we meant for her to have to be Chelsea thanks for hanging

1:34.7

out with us today thank you for having me also screw you for having right oh god okay

1:42.1

I we deserve that I'll say that up front but before I can sincerely apologize for

1:46.4

subjecting you to this movie we have to tell the audience what it was so Chelsea what will

1:50.5

we be breaking down today so we watched all the King's horses which is basically the story

1:55.9

of why we need international women's day men men be punching and Jesus is apparently cool

2:03.0

it's let it happen yeah well I want did you watch the sun I watched the sun international

...

Please login to see the full transcript.

Disclaimer: The podcast and artwork embedded on this page are from Puzzle in a Thunderstorm, LLC, and are the property of its owner and not affiliated with or endorsed by Tapesearch.

Generated transcripts are the property of Puzzle in a Thunderstorm, LLC and are distributed freely under the Fair Use doctrine. Transcripts generated by Tapesearch are not guaranteed to be accurate.

Copyright © Tapesearch 2025.