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133. Pop Culture Petri Dish: Let's Get Xenophysical

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Comedy

4.91.1K Ratings

🗓️ 7 November 2018

⏱️ 41 minutes

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Summary

Abe and Cristian attempt to save all science fiction and the sanity of costume designers everywhere with an argument for why aliens may, in fact, be roughly human-shaped. Find out why that's even not the weird part; the weird part is how WE'RE shaped. We're freaky! Boobs shouldn't exist! Hate your body for whole new reasons along with us. Art by Michael Vincent Bramley. Music by Abe Epperson.

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0:00.0

Welcome welcome to the new episode of Pop Culture Petri dish. My name is Abe Epperson. I'm like a little baby who likes to learn about science and I'll do the jokes I guess we'll both do jokes

0:20.3

But hopefully I'm here as always with my co-host.

0:23.7

Christian Ramirez, I will also hopefully do some jokes, but I'm going to try to bring some scientific

0:30.7

facts and theories into this one.

0:33.2

You know, you know the deal if you're,

0:35.8

I doubt this is your first episode of PCPD,

0:38.2

so I don't know.

0:39.7

Maybe it is though, and this one's a doozy so so if it is your first just know that when you

0:47.1

hear him talk he's the smart one okay so what are we talking about today, Christian?

0:53.4

Today we're going to be talking about alien physiology

0:56.4

and just kind of like, basically the idea

1:00.4

that all these aliens in science fiction that we have right now either Star

1:05.3

Star Wars whatever your favorite star series is battle star Galica? I don't know. Star Noun.

1:14.4

Exactly. All of those.

1:19.2

They all have aliens that are basically shaped like humans. They're humanoids.

1:23.1

And of course, we all know the reason

1:25.9

is because there are people in costumes.

1:27.5

But I wanted to give an explanation

1:31.5

to attempt a scientific explanation as to why that could be a thing that we would run into in the universe.

1:38.5

We already talked about like the Feremy paradox pretty extensively.

1:41.5

Which is the theory of like where are, where of all the aliens gone?

1:45.0

Yeah exactly.

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