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133: Never Leave a Chicken Unattended with Steve Berg and Arden Myrin

We're Here to Help

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Comedy

4.93.7K Ratings

🗓️ 21 November 2024

⏱️ 57 minutes

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Summary

Jake, Gareth and Steve Berg talk to a caller about becoming a cool bus driver. Later, Gareth and special guest Arden Myrin help someone whose father in law constantly rewinds during football games. 

Finally, the guys follow up with the second caller from episode 107 "The Donut King." 

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0:00.0

With the $5 meal deal at McDonald's, you pick a McDouble or a McChicken, then get a small fry, a small drink, and a four-piece McNuggets.

0:08.9

That's a lot of McDonald's for not a lot of money.

0:12.3

Price and participation may vary for a limited time only.

0:15.3

Beer, one, two out.

0:18.5

Beer, one, two out. Beer, beer, beer, beer, beer, yeah, one, two, out.

0:21.7

And we are back, Jake.

0:38.3

I think this episode's gonna be fun, Gareth.

0:42.3

Why is that, Jake?

0:44.3

I'll tell you why.

0:45.3

Specifics, just whenever you're ready.

0:47.3

I'll tell you why, because we got two calls and a follow-up.

0:49.3

What if, is that right?

0:51.3

You're married to that, huh?

0:52.3

Well, at least I said it.

0:56.9

No, Kevin has no choice.

0:58.6

You know what?

1:06.3

I'm starting to set up are national anthem, people who are going to help me with the national anthem.

1:06.8

Fine.

1:13.0

Yes, because the San Francisco Giants reached out and they said if I get it i can sing the national anthem at a giants game what what do you mean if you get it right if i'm not an embarrassment

1:18.3

when singing the national anthem so would they test it i believe there will be a submission

1:24.2

because you can't yeah that makes sense because you can't make it that thing can't be a joke like you can do a first pitch as a joke yes you can't do it you can't, yeah, that makes sense. Because you can't make it, that thing can't be a joke.

1:29.3

Like you can do a first pitch as a joke.

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