132: You're Outta Line and I'm Outta Time! with Ben Schwartz
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🗓️ 18 November 2024
⏱️ 66 minutes
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Jake, Gareth and special guest Ben Schwartz talk to callers about a toilet paper issue on a wedding night and a boss plucking their leg hairs at work.
Later, they follow up with the second caller from episode 126 "Shirt Title Merch Business with Catherine Reitman."
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| 0:00.0 | With the $5 meal deal at McDonald's, you pick a McDouble or a McChicken, then get a small fry, a small drink, and a four-piece McNuggets. |
| 0:08.9 | That's a lot of McDonald's for not a lot of money. |
| 0:12.3 | Price and participation may vary for a limited time only. |
| 0:15.3 | Beer, work, two out. |
| 0:18.5 | Beer, yeah, two out. Beer, beer, beer, beer, beer, beer, yeah, blah, one, blah, two, out. Weir, two, out. |
| 0:21.8 | Weir, weird, weird, weird. |
| 0:22.9 | We're, too, cute, two, two, cool, two, out. |
| 0:28.3 | Beer, weird, weird, beer, weird. |
| 0:34.4 | We got a fine one, Gareth. |
| 0:35.9 | Hi, Jake. |
| 0:36.8 | Hi. |
| 0:37.2 | Hey, Shark. What's up, gang? Hey, Sharks.areth. Hi, Jake. Hi. Hey, Shark. |
| 0:38.0 | What's up, gang? |
| 0:38.7 | Hey, Sharks. |
| 0:39.4 | Special guest today, Mr. Ben Schwartz. |
| 0:42.9 | Yeah, we'll keep the intro short because the episode's probably going to be long. |
| 0:45.8 | Yes, he is so funny, always funny. |
| 0:48.5 | You know him from kind of everything. |
| 0:50.8 | He's a guy who's guested in a million things. |
| 0:52.3 | He's the voice of Sonic. I know I'm from |
| 0:54.9 | his live show called Ben Schwartz and Friends. Which is touring. Torrent. If it's coming to a |
| 1:00.8 | city near you, I highly recommend it. It will be a ton of fun. He said he's going to Australia. We know |
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