133. Death Coach

Lifeline

Chris D'Elia & Matt D'Elia

Mental Health, Health & Fitness, Comedy, Society & Culture

4.8 • 734 Ratings

🗓️ 27 October 2024

⏱️ 62 minutes

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Live show Dec 5 in Oxnard! Tickets here! LIFELINE ✨LUXURY✨ is available at patreon.com/lifelineluxury. Extra episodes every month, no advice, all for $5. Also has a full live show. 🤳 Want to submit to Lifeline? Go here: forms.gle/EYbqjvyy1A9r728Y9 ☎️ You can also call the hotline at 213-973-8095 🎧 Subscribe on Apple Podcasts: apple.co/3NG2G2G 🔊 Subscribe on Spotify: spoti.fi/3NPUwoT 🔗 All our links: linktr.ee/watchlifeline Kalshi: Bet on the election! Get a free $20 bonus with a $100+ deposit kalshi.com/lifeline TODAY, we've got a young buck who thinks he's in love for the first time 🥲, are fold-out bicycles s'bitch?, what's the deal with people who drink while still chewing their food, and some questions that are pretty OCD-based. 💚 Lifeline is the first podcast about you, hosted by Matt D'Elia & Chris D'Elia. 📆 Book 20 or 40 min one-on-one sessions with Matt at mattdelia.com. More LIFELINE: Instagram: instagram.com/watchlifeline Tiktok: tiktok.com/@watchlifeline Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:22.6	UK.
0:43.8	Episode 133. It is Sunday, October 27th.
0:48.1	Happy birthday to the one, the only Theodore Roosevelt.
0:50.7	I once knew a guy named Theodore, and he smelled really bad.
0:52.5	And we all called him The odor.
0:54.3	And that was sick.
0:55.3	That's funny. But that's... Oh, Fargan hates it. Fargan.
0:58.6	Gorgeous. But there's probably more than
1:00.3	just one, Theodore Roosevelt. You said one and only.
1:03.1	But that's not true. Yeah, but it's only his birthday.
1:07.2	So I'm not talking about...
1:09.4	Whoops, bring it back up, yep.
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