133.5 Colton Dunn, Mookie Blaiklock, Joel Spence

improv4humans with Matt Besser

Matt Besser

Comedy

4.9 • 2.8K Ratings

🗓️ 12 May 2014

⏱️ 10 minutes

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Bonus Cut: Perpetually High - Colton Dunn, Mookie Blaiklock, and Joel Spence haunt Matt Besser as a couple of high ghosts on this week's bonus episode of improv4humans! Make sure to get the UCB Comedy Improv Manual , Matt Besser's new comedy album at mattbesser.com , and Dragoon's new album at dragoongalaxy.bandcamp.com !

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0:00.0	Bonus episode. Featuring, quote, and down. Mookie of Lakelock, and Jill Spence.
0:17.5	Like, there's all this bad gas. So you're supposed to either do it outside or well ventilated.
0:23.5	And of course people don't. They're just a bunch of fucking hippies making wax.
0:29.5	It was some crazy number like 38 people in the last two years in California.
0:36.5	That's a lot, right?
0:40.5	I feel bad for getting high the other day.
0:42.5	Well, you would think they would know the risk.
0:49.5	And I wonder why the prices have gone up. Well, the price went up because I set myself on fire last night.
0:55.5	And I have to pay for that now.
1:00.5	Oh, Joel, I see your smoking wax that concentrates stuff now.
1:05.5	Yeah, it's really great.
1:07.5	I don't know if you want to do that, man.
1:09.5	Oh, man. I know I want to do that. I know I want to do that.
1:13.5	Do you know how it's made? No.
1:16.5	Guys making it, I mean, it's kind of like blood diamonds, man.
1:21.5	It's almost like you don't want to know.
1:23.5	Do you want to know or do you not want to know? You just want to keep getting high?
1:26.5	No, man. I want to know.
1:29.5	People are dying, making that stuff.
1:32.5	It is really risky to make that stuff, Matt.
1:37.5	Yeah. Have you tried this, mate?
1:41.5	Yeah. Here.
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