Don't film me. You are ridiculous.

Don't do that either. I'm sick of you.

You're a nutcase.

I don't care, Luke. Look at you.

You infuriate me as a human being.

Are you recording? Can I pick my nose?

Look.

Sassy. Sassy.

You know what? I loved having other people in this room last week so much. I think it's because you prefer me sitting next to you. No, it's to just be like I can block you out by looking over there on your chair. And I see people who I truly love and appreciate my life. That's the first time I've ever heard that. We haven't introduced yet, Dad. Oh, sorry. You know what? You loved our mum and dad being on a segment last week so much that we've brought them back for this entire episode. Here we go. How does it feel to be here for an entire show now, Des and Dave? One of going to find out sooner or later, are we? Are you excited? Do you like it? Yeah, I think it's great. Okay, so today's show, we're a week out, almost a week out from Chrissy. We're going to try and spread the Christmas cheer and get you fucking up and about and ready for the season that is. So mum's about to say fuck for the first time. Yay!

That's all I want for Christmas.

No, you're not going to get it. Just swear.

It'll be like Luke didn't get a watch.

You're not going to get that. He did get the watch in the end. Yeah, in the end. You're not going to get it. So, you will say fuck one day. No, she's got to call you and drop the F bomb.

Fun fact, our mum has never said a swear word.

True. I've never heard a swear.

Stop being sorry. the F-bob. Fun fact, our mum has never said a swear word.

True.

I've never heard a swear. Stop being so saint-like. It's annoying. It infuriates me. Well, the story behind that was, if I never swore in front of you or I thought you'd never swear in front of me. That fucking went right out of the window, didn't it? It sure did. It doesn't work. So maybe change it up. Totally wrong.

I do have a hope though.

I don't know if I've shared this with anyone.

Go.

So your, right out the window, didn't it? It sure did. It doesn't work. So maybe changing up, mum. I do have a hope, though.

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