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Hello, Lucy.

Hi.

It's the week of thanks.

The week of feasts.

Week of unmitigated control over your family.

Where you can leverage your childhood abuse,

your childhood slights against your parents.

You can make them feel guilty for not providing you with,

whatever you wanted to be rich to have a better body to you know you

know question your dad for not achieving greatness to inspire you blame him for

what you haven't accomplished right and also the gift thanks we're talking of

course of Thanksgiving.

It's a lovely holiday invented by the Mormons.

I think it was invented by, well, the Pilgrims did something.

Weren't the Pilgrims Mormon?

What are the pilgrims? Are they Jewish or they Muslim? What were the pilgrims, like, religion wise? They weren't Catholic. I mean, they were Protestant, right? I actually, I just realized I was, for a second, I wasn't sure if they were Protestant or Catholic. I think they're like Puritan. I mean, they call them was white Anglo-Saxon Protestant but no because the the Church of England was all about

hey I want to marry this chick and like and then kill her if she doesn't give me a baby

or whatever and or just kill her if she does sure yeah I mean. I mean, Henry VIII was really the head of its time.

I guess there were some sort of like reaction to that.

They were like, don't kill the women.

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