132: Return of the Jedi (4k83) Pt. 1
A More Civilized Age: A Star Wars Podcast
A More Civilized Age
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🗓️ 29 April 2026
⏱️ 161 minutes
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Summary
Return of the Jedi is a haunted movie. It is haunted most obviously by the ghosts of the past films: droids walking across desert wastes, fateful holograms delivered in desperation, deflector shield substations, robotic hands, and a Death Star hanging above the world. But it is also haunted by the future of the franchise: further reliance on ambitious CGI, a subtle sanding down in humor and character, dozens of little creatures whose names are never said but whose identity marketing has taught you before you ever see the text start rolling across the screen.
Star Wars, as we know it, has arrived.
Show Notes
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Hosted by Rob Zacny (robzacny.bsky.social)
Featuring Alicia Acampora (ali-online.bsky.social), Austin Walker (austinwalker.bsky.social), and Natalie Watson (nataliewatson.bsky.social)
Produced by Michael Hermes
Music by Jack de Quidt (notquitereal.bsky.social
Cover art by Xeecee (xeecee.bsky.social)
Transcript
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| 0:00.0 | Let us return once more to a more civilized age, a Star Wars podcast. |
| 0:12.1 | I'm Rob Zakney, joined by Alia Kampora, Austin Walker, and Natalie Watson. |
| 0:16.5 | We are, as always, supported by you, our listeners via patreon.com slash civilized. |
| 0:21.7 | So head over there if you'd like to support the show and get access to all our Q&A episodes and other special events. |
| 0:28.9 | Today we watch Return of the Jedi, a film about marriages and their endings. |
| 0:33.7 | It's organized around the quest of two children of a very bad breakup to find their place in the world and define their own families while the estranged father, Darth Vader, and his partner, Emperor Palpatine, go through the motions of a relationship that's already dead, each testing the other to see if they will acknowledge it and finally force their overdue reckoning. |
| 0:53.2 | But first, we have to crack open a cold one with the boy |
| 0:56.1 | inside it and said dangerous precedent by retreading the central threat of the first film in the |
| 1:01.0 | trilogy. We open on, Vader, arriving to take control of the construction of a second Death Star, |
| 1:07.2 | a scene that mostly exists to have him reveal to the Imperial Form and that the emperor will be arriving soon to oversee the final steps of the Death Star's activation. |
| 1:16.1 | Then it's off the Tatooine to clear the board of that final confrontation by dealing with the Java situation. |
| 1:21.8 | Imagine a chapter title card here that says the Java situation. |
| 1:25.4 | And then the scene opens on R2 and 3PO, heading to Jabba's palace where they discover |
| 1:30.1 | they have been gifted to Jabba as a gesture of goodwill by Luke Skywalker as he presents |
| 1:35.4 | Jabba with a soft ultimatum to release Han. |
| 1:38.5 | Jabba laughs to the offer, but sends the droids to the droid torture chamber. |
| 1:43.3 | Poor Fussy 3PO is made to serve as a translator and Butler in Java's den of degeneracy, |
| 1:49.0 | live snuff performances, and Muppet music. |
| 1:51.7 | It's like if Saw took place in the Chucky Cheese. |
| 1:54.9 | Things take an even worse turn as a bounty hunter arrives with Chewbacca in cuffs. |
| 2:00.7 | But then we get an inkling. |
| 2:01.8 | Things are not as they appear when we see Lando disguised as a guard as chewy is led away. |
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