Page 94, the Private Eye podcast.

Hello and welcome to another episode of page 94.

My name is Andrew Hunter-Murray and I'm here in the Private Eye office with Helen Lewis, Adam McQueen and Ian Heslop.

We are here to discuss all manner of news that has broken out since the last issue of the magazine went to print,

chief among which and on the cover of the, is the inauguration of Donald Trump as the

President of the USA again. If it was a wedding, the kind of really good relatives spot was

taken up by the tech guys. The sort of parents of the groom, as it were. It was very, it did have

that feel to it because they sat Camilla Harris and Joe Biden and sort of thrones on the front row,

and then they had to sit there while Trump just slagged them off in his speech

and said what a mess they'd made of America

and then he went down to give another speech

slightly further out in the retunder

and said, I wasn't really as bitchy as I wanted to be

in the first speech, Melania told me

I couldn't have a go at them

and then he went through now and then they have all the inauguration balls and he got he gave a series of speeches which became more sort of vague and unhinged and hinted to all the things that he'd really wanted to say like a sort of stacking set of Russian dolls but he also he also he signed all these executive orders so one of the very odd things about the way that American politics works is because the houses are usually so tightly negotiated and things have to go through Congress, which gets gridlocked.

Lots of American politics happens by executive order, which is that whoever is president turns

up and goes, here's what I reckon this word means, or here's how I want this to be interpreted.

So there's an immigration crackdown, there's an end to birthright

citizenship, so this idea that if you are born on American

soil or American military base, you are automatically

American. He wants to change it. That is actually something that is in the

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