This means that Donald Trump will be the 45th president of the United States.

This is your life now. This is our election now. This is us. This is our country.

It's real. Hello and welcome to this week's 45th podcast. I'm here this week with

Watch. Hey Watch! Hey Watch! Hey Watch! Hey, how's it going? And Sirash, who, for this week, and this week alone, is excused for not being up to date entirely on the news.

Hey, what's going on?

So have you been, Sirash?

I'm good. I just got married. Yeah.

Congratulations. I hear that you were just on your honeymoon? Yeah I got back from Key West and just wasn't the first thing I saw when I logged on to

Twitter was Twitter going crazy from Eric Swallwall allegedly farting on

live television.

It was the greatest thing that's ever happened.

We will never have them like that again.

I laughed out loud, maybe like eight times.

I saw that tweet on replay.

I'm not going to apologize.

Let's be real it's never not funny when fart jokes enter politics.

The quality of the fart.

But see now I found myself being a fart truther because I think Swell's innocent.

You know, even if he didn't do it, like I would have just said, yeah, I ripped it.

I know, it's much funnier that way. You know let the

keep let the joke keep going and I think honestly Swalwa would do himself a huge

favor if he just like owned up to it because you know a lot of people are pretty like me I really appreciate people who have

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