132: In Appreciation of Parents and Elvis

Literally, Not OK with Alexis Waters

Alexis Waters

Society & Culture, Tv & Film

4.8 • 1.6K Ratings

🗓️ 24 August 2022

⏱️ 20 minutes

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On this week's episode of Girls Night, Alexis is riding solo and showing her appreciation for parents and the King of Rock and Roll. Watching the people closest to you become parents can be a magical thing, even when it changes your relationship with them. But Alexis wants to shout them out because it is not an easy job! And after watching the new Elvis movie Elvis several times, Alexis needs everyone to give it a watch because you will not be sorry! Music by Broke for Free. Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License.

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0:00.0	Well, well, well, hello, Girls Night Gang, and welcome to an all-new episode of Girls Night
0:13.2	with you, Girl Alexis Waters. I am riding solo today. I was going to say unfortunately,
0:20.0	but honestly, fortunately, it just me today because I have been getting ditch, left, and
0:26.8	right. I can't make this shit up, people. I have been booking the best guest, and they're flaking
0:34.4	on me last minute. Honestly, I blame Kevin, my producer, for all my problems because now he's
0:42.8	having a baby, and I already lost my co-host, Raven Gates, to a child, and now, Kevin's like,
0:51.2	I have a doctor's appointment. I'm like, well, I have a podcast to do. You know, what's more
0:56.8	important? Either way, honestly, Raven Gates and I used to be so close, and then all of a sudden,
1:03.3	she had this child, baby Gates, and then she just ditched me, and I'm like, bitch, you've only known
1:10.0	the kid for six months. You've known me for five years. Remember all the memories we made together?
1:15.2	And I was there when you met Adam, aka her baby daddy, and it would have never,
1:21.8	baby Gates would have never been here if I wasn't in the situation because I pushed Raven and Adam
1:27.2	together. I'm totally kidding. I made that up, and I love baby Gates. I am not talking shit about
1:32.8	baby Gates because I love him so much. I want to eat him. He is the cutest baby ever, and I'm so happy
1:39.2	for Raven. I really am. I just miss her, you know? But I'm actually going to her house tomorrow. I'm
1:44.0	just being dramatic because that's what I do. But I get it. I get it. People go up. They get in
1:52.0	relationships. They get married. They have children. They have grandchildren. Honestly, works for some
1:58.7	people. Guess not for me. So since everybody around me is taking care of children, and I can't even
2:05.6	imagine having that responsibility, number one, number two, I can't even take care of myself.
2:13.0	I don't even think I could take care of a plant, a goldfish. Even having a boyfriend is a full-time
2:19.0	job. I'm sorry. I think, and also I'm an auntie, which I'm an auntie of nine nieces and nephews.
2:27.4	I have nine nieces and nephews, and my sister is pregnant again. So I feel like my family's good
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