Well, welcome back blockheads to the dungeon master's block, the place where we talk about the dungeon master, the most important person in the game.

The only person capable of playing God, killing characters, and lowering the

egos of all other people at the table.

I'm one of your hosts for this week's episode, Dungeon Master Ian, and I am joined by the

illustrious Dungeon Master Andrew.

And today we are talking about one of the goddesses of the Forgotten Realms, which is

one of Andrew's favorite settings.

And we're going to be talking about salooning. So if you are interested in that goddess at all,

this is the episode for you. And it was voted on by the DM's block forum as the goddess that you all wanted to talk about.

But before we get into that, Andrew, we have a five-star iTunes review.

More like a five-star iTunes novel.

Indeed.

Our review comes from GM Yoshi, and the title is Best RPG Advice Podcast out there,

and this is five stars.

I have been running RPGs for the last seven years,

but since I sort of just fell into GMing with no one around to teach what running an RPG should look

like, I made the most of my games like video game quests. You know the ones. Go get me 10 boartusks,

five spider eyes, and the fin off of that really big fish in the pond.

Why you ask?

Um, no time for question, just go get them, and I will give you XP.

The games would only last a few months before someone would quit and we would start over with

new characters on a new quest.

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