132: Backyard Baseball - Keith & Jesse (Pick Your Team)
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Starburns Audio
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🗓️ 26 May 2020
⏱️ 65 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Hey guys it's Keith and this is Jesse |
| 0:10.8 | this new player has joined |
| 0:11.9 | a podcast about the video games people love and why they love them. |
| 0:14.3 | Today we are picking our favorites. |
| 0:16.6 | Yep, today we're gonna we're gonna make some kids feel bad about themselves. |
| 0:20.5 | Yeah, we're gonna make children have a lot of confidence issues |
| 0:24.4 | for decades to come. We're going to instill a lot of self-doubts because we are |
| 0:28.4 | picking teams in backyard baseball. How many of you would get panic attacks when they say we're picking teams? Oh my God. It's just like we're going to judge all of you. That's all you're saying. I always is like teacher just you do it. You pick the team you've seen us enough you know |
| 0:44.8 | who's athletes you know what's good you know doesn't just you do it yourself I always loved a |
| 0:49.5 | gym teacher that would pick teams they'd be wildly uneven and then they play like three games of like |
| 0:56.0 | a score is 15 to nothing and it's like could we mix up the teams no like |
| 1:00.9 | just teachers who just didn't give a fuck. |
| 1:04.0 | I remember the one time we did a pee where there was an actual tournament. |
| 1:06.7 | It was a home rooms against home rooms. |
| 1:10.3 | And honestly, it was the only time ever that like everyone got along super well. |
| 1:18.1 | Because it was volleyball. |
| 1:19.6 | And it was like everybody was good at it. |
| 1:22.4 | So and it was like they let was good at it. |
| 1:22.6 | So, and it was like they let us play in the, like, |
| 1:24.9 | the kind of cheap, shitty way. |
| 1:26.6 | Yeah. |
| 1:27.6 | So it's just kind of like our rules and let us play. |
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