The So, So, Welcome to the two marks on the record. This is of course our ever growing

podcast we put out twice a week and of course we do our favorite

ask porkies in there well we do today this is today's, we do today, this is today's episode, obviously.

This is today's episode of Ask Porky for December.

We also do the Porky Review of Books.

Yes.

We also do Porky Vision, the last one of which, you know. Very popular.

Indeed, in fact, somebody said it was getting back to normal,

where they couldn't understand a word you were talking about.

Well, no, some said that it helped them understand what was going on

and had another complaint because one of the last shows they did was called

Blood yes and somebody had not watched the last two episodes before I

revealed how it all finished. Frank the skank that's right yeah waving a gun

around in the middle of a deserted road in Northern Ireland,

for some reason nobody's ever explained to me.

And I'm sorry, all I can say is to all our listeners, is that if you don't keep up in the ball,

mate, the port mice is going to get there ahead of you.

Okay, it's quite as simple as that.

So I can't be holding on for weeks and days of the time waiting for you to catch up on your

television.

You get in there and you get it done.

Okay, well now I've got a whole host of questions

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