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Zane and Heath: Unfiltered

131: We Got Drunk and Committed a Crime Yesterday

Zane and Heath: Unfiltered

Zane & Heath

Comedy, Society & Culture, Comedy Interviews

4.935K Ratings

🗓️ 6 June 2022

⏱️ 69 minutes

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Transcript

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0:00.0

Does your water smell weird?

0:02.0

I mean, I've never really smelled my water before.

0:05.0

I only smell it when somebody, like if somebody drinks out of my water.

0:10.0

Oh.

0:11.0

And we don't know whose bottle is, I'm able to tell.

0:13.0

You're probably- Based off of their breath left on it.

0:16.0

Because most likely-

0:17.0

You're smelling your breath on the-

0:19.0

Exactly. And most likely they've eaten something in the past few hours and I can smell it.

0:23.6

So your breath just smells like ass, Matt.

0:25.6

That's pretty cool.

0:27.6

I brushed my teeth before I came over and I had a smuckers.

0:30.6

That's what you're smelling.

0:31.6

That smells like pond water.

0:33.6

It also is freaking pure life.

0:36.6

Do you watch the water guy on TikTok?

0:39.3

He's like, that's not good water.

0:41.3

This is good water.

0:43.3

Matt, take your ointment off the table.

0:45.3

Oh my man.

0:47.3

Is that your psoriasis ointment?

0:51.3

Yes, this is an ointment I've to take for my psoriasis. I want to say it has gotten

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