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Toucher & Hardy

131 Van Halen Songs Ranked, from Worst to Best // Stephon Gilmore Positive for COVID-19 (Hour 2)

Toucher & Hardy

Beasley Media Group

Sports

4.3735 Ratings

🗓️ 7 October 2020

⏱️ 42 minutes

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Summary

IN THIS HOUR: Fred Toucher & Jon Wallach are broadcasting from the Town Fair Tires Studios in Dorchester. Rich is broadcasting remotely.

  • The guys continue to run down Vulture’s ranking of every Van Halen song, ranked from worst to best (00:17)
  • Ty Anderson is a writer and columnist for 985TheSportsHub.com and nephew of Gary Cherone. Ty joins Toucher & Rich and talks Tuukka’s future, Oliver Ekman-Larsson, the NHL Draft and more (10:41)
  • There’s been an UPDATE on the stolen Tiki Chair from Kowloon: The chair has been returned! (25:16)

BREAKING NEWS: Patriots CB Stephon Gilmore has tested positive for the coronavirus and the team isn't expected to practice today (31:34)

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0:00.0

B-Pod Studios

0:03.0

Bill Belichick sits down with Zoe for his exclusive game day interview all season long.

0:13.9

Big win against the Eagles.

0:15.3

Everybody did a good job.

0:16.5

Now back to Toucher and Rich on Boston's Home for Sport.

0:20.4

985, the Sports Hub. There's some garbage

0:53.2

Hangar's song

0:54.8

Are you kidding me? This is one of the best Eddie Van Haleriffs. This is 5150. Boo, I can tell right away. I don't know when he kicks in. It just, yeah. They're like, we got to do something. I like, I like this album. Yeah, well, you also like Dr. The song. All right. So Vulture, Eddie Van Halen, has died 65 to the ur.

1:14.5

And. I love the song. All right, so Vulture, Eddie Van Halen, has died 65 to the ur.

1:14.6

And this guy ranked the 100 and I believe there's 131 Van Halen songs.

1:22.1

He ranked them from worst to best.

1:25.4

And at number 131, the worst song song why can't this be loved before everyone starts

1:30.6

his reasoning for that is he thought it was a terrible first single to release they should have

1:37.3

released get up or summer nights he says it set a tone for them being kind of like a fruity uh feel good a o r kind of air supply band he says

1:47.9

that on the heels of jump being on the last album in their biggest hit like dude that was as

1:52.8

candy corn roller skating rink a song as it can possibly get that as why can't this be love oh come

2:00.0

on i mean listen they're both good songs.

2:01.8

I mean, as far as like pop songs.

2:03.3

But, I mean, if he's trying to be like,

2:04.8

I like the big old badass days of Han Hanel. Dude, jump with the biggest thing. Well, he compares it to Yankee Rose. And that is a fair comparison. You can't say that he, I mean, there's not a point there.

2:17.2

You might disagree with the point, but he's not out.

2:19.4

It's not ridiculous.

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